hi

My name is Jenn Curbstomp but in the real world my name is Jenn and I have a hole in my sock. I don’t need to get a Mohawk or punch some walls to show how hardcore I am. I’m that one girl with the tiny voice and loud laugh. I’m extremely insecure and I constantly need to be reassured that things will be okay. I try my best not to let people get to me but I usually fail. I don’t trust anyone except my my best friends so don’t try to weasel your way into my life. I’m a dork; dork also means whale’s penis. Give me sour candy and I’ll look Chinese for you. Speaking of the Chinese, Mercy has witnessed me attack one for not giving me chocolate. When I say “LMAO” I’m actually laughing but it doesn’t come off. I’m not afraid to tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth. I have a crush on my iPod, its getting pretty serious. I hate when people can't spell or type 71k3 th1$ @77 th3 t1m3. So don't talk to me if you do that. Also don’t send me your stupid myspace app invites. I do not want to join your mafia or own everybody and their grandma. I’m a complete klutz so be nice or I’ll trip over something and fall on you. I don’t party like its 1999 so don’t invite me. I don’t need to drink to have fun or smoke to look cool. I have a hard time being serious and I’m usually quoting Salad Fingers or Homestar Runner when I’m talking. I make up my own words. I’ll probably nickname you something totally offensive and bizarre. I take everything to heart and am easily saddened. I have a slight temper and will threaten to bomb your house if you make me mad. I hold grudges. I express myself through writing; I write poetry, stories, and random journal entries which you can read online. I’m deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I’m a super perv and will laugh at anything that’s inappropriate. And in closing I’m the best thing since frozen burritos.